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Don Eiyan by Wild-Fire-1187 Don Eiyan by Wild-Fire-1187
Entry for the Scott Pilgrim Evil Ex contest.
Meet super nerd Don Eiyan (pronounced Eye-en).

More info will be posted soon. X.x

I wanted an over the top nerd to fit an over the top comic. I wanted him to look freakishly intimidating in the first panel too, despite the obnoxious tee shirt.

Nerdy details include:
Steampunk goggles
'I cannot fathom that you are wearing that in broad daylight' obnoxious anime tee shirt (The word covered by the strap is DESU)
Watch with an unnecessary zipper
The One Ring
Pins (Starting from the top): Yoda, Ichigo's mask, Hidden Leaf Village insignia, L's signature, "It's over 9000!", :3, and awesome face.
Keychains: Dalek, Triforce, Cactuar
Messenger bag, which is a Bag of Holding 3
Those horrendous knee-high sneakers they sell at the mall

He holds roughly 100 objects in his bag, most of which is useless stuff for show, such as his Warhammer 40k army, along with the table and terrain to play on, and perfect replica of the Megaton Hammer used for intimidation purposes only. He wouldn't dare actually use it due to his fear of scratching it. He is fluent in Spanish, Klingon, Elvish, and Pig Latin. He also attends a monthly LARP, playing a level 40 Dark Elf.
Ramona dated him once as a 'pity date,' and he hasn't quite stopped chasing for her affection since.

Special thanks to Pope, cuz he's a Scott Pilgrim nerd who helped with details I may have missed otherwise.


Edit: Didn't make the semi-finals. I was pretty disappointed with most of the DA judges choices, but I guess I just missed the memo on what's considered funny.

Media: Copic Markers, Micron Pens, Faber-Castell Brush Pen, and the background on the first panel is Photoshopped using 'How to Draw Manga Computones'
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RyuuseiNagareboshi Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
...*looks at my outfit* ...I'M NOT A NERD! *cries.*
Wild-Fire-1187 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a nerd. I thoroughly enjoy being one.

However, there is yet a nerd I have found that would actually want to wear that shirt. Heheh.
RyuuseiNagareboshi Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
lol i forgot to add... all except the shirt. i don't want a shirt like that. lol.
Wild-Fire-1187 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
blues32 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
This should end with Scott just rolling a twenty off the bat. Don just looks at it a second and goes "Ffff..." and explodes into a HUGE shower of coins. Like, CRAZY huge. Scott thinks he's struck it rich when Ramona picks one up and realizes it's actually gil. ...leaving confused Scott wondering how Don managed to get his hands on actual gil.
Wild-Fire-1187 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
Lol. That's great. XD
'Scott pilgrim recieved 2,875 Gil and a magic fire ring.'
Scott: WTF can I do with gil?!?! They don't exactly sell Chocobos around here! Oh well, at least I have a magic fire ring.
Ramona: It says 'Made in Japan...'
Scott: ...Ffff-
blues32 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010
That's even better!
Wild-Fire-1187 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010
XD Heheh.
blackbeardpirate Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010  Student Filmographer
Wild-Fire-1187 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
Thanks. XD
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